alice-lost-in-wonderlust:

THERE ARE THESE GUYS WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD SELLING SHIT AND THE ONE GUY LOOKED LIKE JARED PADALECKI AND I GOT EXCITED AND OPENED THE DOOR AND I WAS LIKE
“DAMMIT. YOURE NOT SAMMY.”
AND ALL HE SAID WAS
“If I had a nickel for every god damned time I heard that I could probably buy Jared padalecki.” And he walked away.

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